Tall Girl Ramblings

So I was driving...

Well I was more texting...

...but I promise I was at a red light.

But ANYway. This guy rolls up next to me, and I'm busy...you know, texting. Ahem.

So, he made the decision...the choice if you will...to honk at me. The car parked next to him at the red light. Because that's what boys do.

And I was all...(but in my car)

And he was all…

And then I was all...

And went back to…

At which point he decided...made the choice if you will...to honk again.

Seriously, no I'm totally serious. He was honking at me like a cholla.

So at which point I took the classy road...

Rolled down my window...

And yelled..."FUCK YOUR HONKING."

...Sorry Mom.

1.) What is the one thing you like most about yourself?
Physically? My hair. Personality? I can act strong even when I'm not.

2.) What is the one thing you regret the most in your life?
HMM. I wouldn't call it a regret, because I would still want to end up exactly here where I am today, but I wish I could have added 5 years between graduating high school and having babies. Emphasis on I am not regretting my babies, just wish I could have done so a few years later.

3.) Do you feel you had a happy childhood?
Very. I was brought up literally believing that there was no reason everyone shouldn't love me and that I could do whatever I wanted if I tried hard enough.

4.) Do you still talk to any of your childhood friends?
Yes, a couple. One friend I still talk to I went to kindergarden and pretty much every subsequent grade with.

5.) How many close friends do you have?
Good one....I'm going to classify "good" as I could call them at any time and tell them anything. In that case, 5.

6.) What are your political views?
Liberal and loving dem that doesn't agree with abortions (don't hate me women of the internet)

7.) Where is your favorite place to go?
Anywhere that's sunny and has water or Atlanta, Georgia.

8.) What do you like to do on weekends and/or in your spare time?
I don't have spare time. Should I answer this hypothetically? Lay out by myself at the pool listening to music, getting massages and working out are the three things I make sure to fit in for myself each week.

9.) What is the funniest joke you have ever told?
Actually, I'm really crappy at jokes. Mostly people are just laughing at me.

10.) In your opinion, what about you makes people wish to get to know you?
I don't know, I don't like these questions. Maybe they are curious why I talk to so many people and seem to have no shame?

11.)If you were to win $10 million, what would you do with all that money?
Buy a house, take care of my debt and everyone else i know and love's debt. donate to education and child abuse prevention, invest the rest.


12.) If you could take me with you to go anywhere, where would we go?
Las Vegas, duh.

13.) Describe yourself in 3 words.
Lover, protective, confident

14.)What is your favorite genre?
emo fiction

15.) Name 2 fears.
Ants and people i love dying

16.) If you could be anyone, who would you be and why?
Britney Spears, please don't make me explain it. I know, it's sick.

17.) On a scale from 1-10 how romantic are you?
0, I really pretty much suck at romance. It makes me uncomfortable which has lead to about 239872349 break ups.

18.) What is the most adventurous thing you have ever done?
bungee jump

19.) What is your idea of a perfect evening?
swimming in the dark, drinking/laughing with friends

20.) What color are MY eyes?
Green? I'm sorry Lou. The devil is in the details.

So, I didn't read any of your questions because I didn't want to get writer's block. Forgive me if their are repeats.

1. What name did you wish you had when you were younger?
2. When was a time that you felt brave?
3. When was a time that you felt nerdy?
4. If someone were to really know the real you, what would they not like?
5. Same question as before, but what would they really like?
6. If you were given $1000, what is the first thing you would do with the money?
7. What was a defining moment in your life?
8. What was the worst haircut ever?
9. How would you spend a Sunday afternoon with the one rule that you couldn't spend it with anyone else.
10. Do you want a big wedding or a small wedding?
11. If you could live anywhere else where would you life?
12. What is your worst ridiculous fear?
13. If forced with the decision of eating rotton decomposed testicles or shooting yourself in the foot, which would you chose? (I don't know, don't ask.)
14. What are you the best at?
15. What do you consider cheating?
16. When you picture your life in 10 years what do you see?
17. What is the first thing you do when you wake up (after you pee of course)?
18. If you could take a class in school right now, what would you sign up for?
19. Tell me someone else's secret (without using names)?
20. What is the worst sexual experience you've ever had?